Lol u from upper midwest?

Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee

You sleeping on a park bench?

Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man

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I’d go with the shampoo bottles

Wait what u mean again???

I wish i die before that

-fish

I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes

We had cat in the hat

Now we have car in the ass

Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil

Haven’t done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷‍♂️

Well looks like u got the best option

Oh lawd not again

You mean something like this?

Man thats sad :(

You better not bite the patient when i leave

-Lisa probably

From now on you’re french

I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept

Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she’s a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

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