Me: “You’re a fatty fat fat mean fat cat.”

Cat: “No shit, Captain Obvious. Now why haven’t you brought me my noms yet?”

I use Jellyfin with FinAmp for Android. Even supports offline caching.

“I swear to God I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans’.”

My immune system encounters some pollen

“What is this Mickey Mouse shit!?”

Jellyfin, Immich, and Paperless-ngx are three of the apps I use the most but you do whatever works best for you. That’s half the advantage of self hosting. You can have a solution that’s custom tailored to your needs.

TIL.

Story points.

Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is “up shit creek without a paddle.” Quite literally.

Next time, I’ll definitely strike it rich.

Possibly the cruelest irony of adulthood is that autonomy comes with a shit load of terms and conditions.

For instance, I could eat cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day if I wanted to. But it would result in diabetes, obesity, and eventually death. So yes, theoretically I could do it. But not if I want to live for very long.

Damn shame too because I have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies.

We need more Golden Girls memes.

🎶Team Rocket Theme Intensifies🎶

“To protect the wold from deva- …uh… James, what the hell is that?”

“I don’t know.”

"Meeeeowwth! That’s right… Hey, wait a minute. That’s not Pikachu! Did you two numbskulls get the wrong coordinates again!?

Oh, wait. I think I see where this is going. This seems like a situation for James to handle. He’s …um… into this sort of thing."

I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the “smoke shack” in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.

Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.

Duck Duck Go uses Bing so that tracks.

Me: Watching Martha Stewart Living

My Mom: “Whoa. You really are bored.”

Me: “Just a little.”

“If you rearrange the letters in the word ‘Santa’ it spells ‘Satan’.”

“If you play Beetles records backwards, you can hear John saying, ‘God is dead.’”

“Disney put the words ‘Gay Sex’ in a cloud in Aladdin.”

“Gay Agenda”

Nonsensical bullshit brought to you by Evangelicals.

You can tell it’s 14.4kV by the linemans muscle spasms and sudden loss of consciousness. If he bursts into flames or is immediately vaporized, that’s the 115kV.

Although, the way you can tell if the lineman really knows what he’s doing is if he gets someone from the right-of-way crew to do the tongue test for him.