Actual adult Marshmallow.

I apologize. I shouldn’t have been rude about it.

What the fuck does “ahh” mean in this context? I can’t grok this one.

Nah, it’ll be CGI.

singing banana in the wild

Hiway hypnosis is wild. When I used to commute around 2001, there would be days where I just kind was suddenly at work. It’s terrifying.

I don’t and likely never will understand people thinking it’s strange.

It would be a larger influx of bullshit than even Reddit was able to pull off.

It is worth hearing him say this, if you haven’t.

Eh, it isn’t so bad. I am effectively a hermit. I only see people when I am forced to go to the store.

Weird to see a rather niche local product in a meme. I could go buy some Dumb Ass Water right now.

It wasn’t a week, btw. It was three days.

It’s also very doable to get a for-real drill press for the price of making this.

I get irrationally angry when people leave time on the microwave without then clearing it.

The context for this gif is absolutely hilarious. I quote this all the time and no one ever gets it :(

Yes, but not one made of cellular peptide. The mint frosting is easily found, though.

I believe MicroCenter still carries it. It has been some time since I’ve been there, though.

Thus doesn’t even list turtles, goats, or sheep - all delicious.

The true hope is a horizontal power structure.