Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.

You should try learning German songs and singing them to help with pronunciation! “Madsen” is my favorite German band for this purpose. The lead singer is (usually) easy to understand. But, nearly any singer will do. I’d avoid native English speakers singing in German, though. For instance, I love Connie Francis’s German stuff (and so did many Germans, it seems), but her pronunciation is nothing to emulate, sadly.

But how well did you learn the language? (No snark, genuine question)

I hear how terrible synthetic-ruber tires (read: all modern tires) are for the environment, and I’ve wondered why we can’t do this? If we made the cars lighter and used very good shocks? Or bikes even - they are all rubber too.

He looks like a floating zombie. (I know he just threw a ball.)

“Which hand do you wipe with?”

[They answer]

“Huh, that’s gross. I use toilet paper.”

Krita (Professionelles Malprogramm) https://f-droid.org/packages/org.krita/

“You guys are getting prostate exams?”

Maybe. But in modern German, the ‘th’ sound makes a hard T, not a hard… Oh, nevermind.

Nobody asked, but if anybody is curious: “dick” is the German word for “thick.”

You may now resume your laughter.

That’s half a carton (5 packs) a day some days. Even the most dedicated smokers I know only do about 2 packs a day. (I don’t smoke, but I used to sell them.)

I don’t use any of these features, but I am liking the latest updates. They are even more stable, and the problem I had where posts would just stop loading once I scrolled far has been fixed.

What’s the red and black knobby thing in the middle and the black and blue knobby thing to the left? What do the knobs adjust?

For those of us who were in middle school on 9/11, this is hilarious.

Artisan brioche buns. Plant based burgers are more expensive then the real thing for some reason (and full of salt). That Danish is a ripoff.

It’s a type of fish, and they are making word plays with the name of the fish. Why? I’m not sure of the origin of this one. I imagine it’s like the beans or the beef stroganoff memes - the origin doesn’t matter much at this point.

Or a double mastectomy

Fresh, clean balls are definitely more pleasant to suck. Haven’t tried it with peppermint. Wanna give me a taste?

Gameboy camera was grayscale not sepia.

Are the straights alright?