Don’t usually laugh out loud at work looking at my phone. People walking by wish they could be in on the joke.

Ha! You think flat earthers believe we aren’t the center of the universe?

Condom lube on my cheese board doesn’t sound appetizing

Oh nice. Now that I’m following

Man I loved home star runner. But I don’t get the connection.

A lot might be an understatement haha

Damn you, take my Internet points lol

I always assumed that pee killed plants.

Exhibits A: ever seems dog owners lawn with patches of dead lawn?

After seeing this pic I had to look up if I was wrong about this. And it turns out I’m not. Just got dilute the pee first.

Accurate.

Honestly it makes sense. Both games are peak for their respective IPs. It’s gonna have to be amazing to the rule of threes

Fuckin A

With AI you will start seeing whole slews of threads where the bots are interacting and sending dick pics to one another. It won’t be pretty.

So interesting! Also benzene is bad lol

I’m okay with this. Can replace all the political shitposts we are bombarded with.

This list is amazing and hilarious

Is that supposed to be a sunglasses compartment?

Id still use it for tacos though.

Well if the sign is gonna flirt with me…

Very passive request. Depends how I’m feeling that day

I can’t tell if your agreeing or disagreeing with op comment.

Ive wondered if this is her real last name