Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

It’s the European name for truck nuts

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

[Everyone disliked that]

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

My hair all year since I shower in January

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

Tracked as CVE-2026-35414 (CVSS score of 8.1), the flaw is described as a mishandling of the authorized_keys principals option in certain scenarios involving certificate authorities (CA) that use comma characters.

According to Cyera, because of the bug, a comma in an SSH certificate principal name leads to OpenSSH access control bypass, allowing users to authenticate as root on a vulnerable server, as long as they have a valid certificate from a trusted CA.

Actually, you might be right, it was a better time. Perhaps we should just wait it out and see if a better time appears? 😄

No, it’s long past the time. I guess now is the next best time though.