I expect she was getting ready for the devil

I’m gonna give you a hundred bucks to fuck off

Don’t you mean grand elf

Prius go wooooosh

Club Italian grinder Chopped cheese Reuben Eggplant parm

Cashiers check is perfectly safe

Is there a shop near you that sells the same machine or services them? They might be willing to put it on consignment or buy it off you out right

Put it in your ass

Agree with your points but I will say that Tony’s charisma seems to wane by the end of the series. Seasons 1-3 Tony 100% charismatic sociopath.

Don’t forget this one

If you microwave your iPhone for 15 minutes it won’t break when you hit it with a sledgehammer

Same with the electric kettle. I remember being so surprised half the world had been using them for years.

We have the same thing, you get a discount on the ad free tier with our carrier

Damn never thought I’d see a lake compounce reference

I make gayness look like Mormonism

Doppeldeaner!

Commercials like this are why I drive a Prius

Dude got the gayTV package obviously