I bought Terraria when I was really into Minecraft. Didn’t like it at first because the only Minecraft thing is “pick up blocks and crafting”, but once I gave it a fair shake I absolutely loved it.

Fuck, now I have the game music stuck in my head from thinking about the game!

Maybe it’s for the really really big three percenters?

I have one. It’s a fucking lie.

It’s worth pointing out that this only works if your plan is sufficiently evil.

I absolutely adored a low budget game called Firewatch. It’s first person and your only contact with another human is through a radio. You’re running away from your life and work for a summer in a fire watch tower in a national park.

The story is nice and the characters are interesting and flawed and relatable.

Buy it on sale and have a fun evening or two with it.

Glow in the dark filament is shit for glowing more than a minute. It’s like the cheapest toys you had as a kid.

But they illuminate constantly if you shine a UV (or IR?) LED on them, and you generally don’t see the LED light nearly as much.

So my vote is a bigger project with an LED in the base that keeps whatever you print lit up and looking spooky green for hours.

It’s simple, but it ain’t easy.

You can’t even see what brand the fridge is! What a stupid captcha.

If it’s a Samsung it’s definitely the one with the shortest lifespan.

Rude. That looks like a perfectly good post to me. Maybe a lil dirty. Shitty, even.

Ok, fine, it’s a shitpost.

11. Using 4 fucking tacks to pin up a sheet of paper. Or 2. Or 1. Never 3.

Poor Tom Lawyer from Lawyersville wanted to be a composer but his dad was a lawyer and told him he didn’t have a career choice.

Translate says the answers are “Women”, “Men”, and “Children” in Polish.

We had a baby recently and I tried to read a few books geared towards men to be better prepared.

The bar for men is very, very low. It’s a tripping hazard.

The guidance in all of them was a pathetic mix of “have you tried basic empathy?” and idiotic sports metaphors. It was baffling. Are most men actually like stupid sitcom dads from the 90s?

To be fair, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe my career, too.

They named her Alexis, a combination of their first names.

As heartwarming as this story was, this line confuses me.

Ah, the Apple Maps of jigsaw puzzles.

Or if you could mod a personality onto any of the NPCs.

After the weird scream/singing Viva Las Vegas it might be over, my man.

clean up after her pet

The headline didn’t say that.

I far prefer the reality where Emily Blunt doesn’t even own a dog but is notorious for showing up at random dog parks and running off with poop.

If you don’t want to crush them with the side of a knife to loosen the peels (it works great but then the squashed garlic is hard to hold if you’re grating it), a trick I saw was to chop the bottoms off the cloves and then throw them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. The skins start to fall right off and peel like magic.