Decent jugs.

Anal should usually not be estimated. Just in case.

Plot twist: Copilot was right on this one.

And the fridge is just a hair too tall to slide under the vent hood, so you can’t even go around it.

There’s so many things that are mildly infuriating here. And taken all together…. Still mildly infuriating.

Quality post. I’m gonna kick back and be grateful I don’t have any appliances to move in my near future.

Uhh just draw a minus in front of the number with a sharpie.

I don’t think you can connect O- to O-. You need O- to connect to O+ so current can flow.

Here I just assumed all online IQ tests always vastly inflated the results to make their idiot users feel smart and hand over money for the certificate or whatever.

It’s because of the sprinkles, right?

It looks like it generated based off those paper measuring strips you get in IKEA showrooms.

If you’re a math teacher there is no minimum temperature required for wearing shorts.

Dildo calls for… aid.

iPhone 15 here. I gave up on android because Google seemed obsessed with borrowing the most annoying UI features from iOS and just doing them poorly.

Now I’m on the other side and don’t like it here either.

Next phone will be a dumb phone, I think. If my toys always make me angry they’re not good toys for me.

Is it nude psychic readings, and tax advice?

Or is it nude tax advice?

Or nude psychic tax advice?

One of my favourite movies. Someone described it as a soldier movie with werewolves, not a werewolf movie with soldiers and I think that captures it perfectly.

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.

He waits.

We don’t put maple leaves on our stuff anymore because when we travel we end up getting confused with Americans trying to pretend they’re not Americans by putting maple leaves on their shit.

How do you know he was Finnish?

Set up a job to write the file names of everything in your file system to a text file and make sure that text file gets backed up. I did that on my Unraid server for years in lieu of fully backing up the whole array.

Why dirty the toilet brush when I can instead ineffectively pee on the shit mark for a month?

Have you ever burst through the door of the emergency room?

I have tried many times, man. But it’s always a really well maintained, automatic, glass sliding door. It leaves no wiggle room for dramatic bursting.