Thanks for the sunscreen PSA, Coldplay!

Oh my god, it’s a Bundt hole!

I am really, really sorry. That really bothers me when people do it, but I know it helps them. I try to tolerate it if I’m not having an awful sensory day, but sometimes it’s like the noisy lightbulb and I just can’t take it.

I am so jealous. My old work had stalls with gaps. The whole room was a bit tight, so you couldn’t just back up far enough to see the feet of the person in the stall. The locks were installed in such a way that if you pulled the door a little, it would open. (So a discreet soft pull on the door was not a good way of determining occupancy.)

The only way to know was to look in the gap.

I was about to go in a stall when I made eye contact with the current occupant of said stall. She just yelled out “YOU CREEPIN?”

I am of course not socially awkward at all and was completely normal when I replied back “no… Sorry.”

Actual privacy in a multi-stall bathroom would be so nice.

Ahh no worries. I was just curious from an internet stranger’s perspective, but thanks for the info you did have!

Interesting! Does he have any issues with other people needing to access near the house, like getting deliveries and the meters for utilities read?

Easier than having them in parallel, like a wanna-be octomom.

Wow, what a maze. Are there accessibility laws that might be violated where this is?

I bet that smelled fantastic.

Gender dysphoria, continental drift

Oh, what a cute noisy present. Perfect to stay at gift giver’s place when you visit!

I hate the cold. I hate being cold. It is so painful.

But I will still occasionally have ice cream when the weather is cold. Delicious pain.

Fair enough. If I witnessed a deer bashing its own brains out, I would definitely be so fucking freaked out my memory would be doing wild shit about the encounter, too. Filling in details that weren’t there, not noticing that only part of the brain fell out, just completely unreliable.

And as time goes on and more dirt appears, you can do a cool layered look.

What a prick

Photo of a screen: chaotic checks out

Yes. You know how cold-blooded creatures can’t regulate their own temperature and warm-blooded can, to some extent? Well, hot-blooded creatures, like the gays, can just adjust as needed.

It’s why we’re known as flaming.

Yes, that is the Colorado state flag.

Fuck you vegetables, you little delicious motherfuckers. I will eat your dicks and corpses.

Getting that brocussy