huf [he/him]

oh no, i’m not falling for this. you’re not a cat. i’ve met cats, i’ve talked to them, i’ve seen cats use the computer. you’re not a cat.

i feel like i’ve met this woman. she runs the corner store 5 minutes from me. i think she’s on her second husband cos the dude looks nothing like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AxwaszFbDw

i wish they were at least good memes instead of this shit which is about as amazing as “drumpf” was…

pff nah, entomologists are experts at entoming people. you know, like putting them in a tom underground. dead. like that cara loft lady.

well yes, the clear answer is to have “days outside the calendar”. this is how the hobbits do it too :)

lol what the fuck, yeah right, ancient germanic word “man” derives from latin… whoever drew this didnt bother to open up the dictionary once…

well yes, but 28 day months dont divide nicely into 365/366 days, so it would not have worked well… uh, hang on. i’m being handed a note. huh. apparently our current calendar also doesnt solve this neatly at all, and is in fact a patched monstrosity more batshit than anything any single malicious person could come up with. well.

having grown up between slovenia and slovakia, i cant imagine mixing them up. they have such different vibes… :D

but yeah, i used to mix up liechtenstein and luxembourg…

croatia was already funny shaped when it was in personal union with the kingdom of hungary. that’s the upper half of modern croatia. most of the lower thin bit was dalmatia, which was also historically inhabited by croats and unified with (a newly independent) croatia immediately after ww1.

so while yeah, it looks like the west meddled to deny serbia access to the sea, i dunno how true that is. the region really was mostly croats and some italians, i think…

i could much more easily believe that montenegro was the result of such meddling

you must wait for your children or you will accumulate zombies.

surprisingly good parenting advice from the art of unix programming.

stuffed nose leads to sore throat though, inevitably. cos you breathe through your mouth and your throat dries out

we’re doing the IE6 thing again…

that’s because as a non-english native, it’s WAY easier to have the whole computer in english. obscuring options and error messages (by translating them) makes it much harder to fix problems.

nah, i just start a new terminal with :terminal and then start new vims inside that…

i never understood why american front yards dont have fences. just a barren wasteland of green from the curb to the front windows. fence your garden in!

nah, they’re well known for being weird up north about sundays. when they tried it here, the country was united in hatred and a clear will to disregard the whole stupid idea.

CONFESS YOUR HERESY

hey, you missed upper back pain!

you do drink the mushroom water that collects in the cap while grilling, right? you cant just pour that out!