Nah… they literally wanted you to get it hired at the BlackBerry maker Research in Motion.

Is this a freezing kit or actual ice? Because freezing your own ice that looks like that can be difficult.

Why must Bruce be in the same room?

Incase you are unaware, fish balls are a food that is made from fish paste that is boiled or deep fried.

Didn’t the people arrested for the paint chips turn out to be fake?

Wait, so is your dog going steal the food and give it to poorer people?

Is this from Idiocracy?

🤦‍♂️

Did they expect the on-screen actor here?

Can I at least try to prove you right?

Guess you’ve never heard of a harmonica gag. Or maybe you have?

But are they as toxic as their male counterpart?

What is it?

You know that TPUSA is aimed at high school and college students, right?

To clean your anus?

Um… I’d ask if this posture was for back pain related reasons but that could hurt too. Why would anyone shower like this? I’d just bend over.

Just detonate them.

So just stand around screaming the entire time?

Do you remember what your father looks like?

It’s been 29 years. Bound to misremember something.