I still don’t understand it after all these years.

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

Damn, you saw this first.

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

If they had gotten the same actor who played the college football player, that would have made it better. They made a call back to the sketch in one of the East-West Bowl sketches where a player is named AY AY RON.

Pretty much one of the best sketches they did.

If one of you’ll says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath.

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

She killed those puppies.

It’s not literally a cradle of filth?

The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.

THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX

No

Please don’t say artisanal. That is a bullshit word. There is such a thing called speciality which is a technical term for coffee that is graded at 80-100 points. If you are using words like artisanal or gourmet, you are not knowable. Those in my opinion are bullshit words that make poor quality coffee sound fancy and super gross.

I only drink speciality.

https://sca.coffee/research/what-is-specialty-coffee

Back in 2019 during the commodity crisis when the price was below a $1, they pretended to contribute lots of money to helping their farmers. The company publicly announced they were donating money to the farms they owned. That amount based on available financial data suggested that that money was equal to a single afternoon’s profits.

The point here is that Starbucks could have been contributing to the falling price of commodities, which they should have released more current financial data for. More transparency would have given a better idea if they were having a positive or negative impact. What this all boiled down to was simply saying what they paid their farms. If they did that, it would have been better.

https://sprudge.com/the-starbucks-traceability-tool-is-not-a-transparency-report-167713.html

No it is not.