hexaflexagonbear [he/him]

This quip would hit better if you weren’t defending the honor of a state committing genocide right now.

Agree, but I’ll say of those gimmicks on site subsidized food places and gyms are genuinely nice. Like I don’t want to play ping pong at work, but if you’re saving me a few gym and food trips a week I’m down.

Considering the rest of the post I would guess that HR sees it as a signal that the place allows their employees to leave their desk and not pretend to work for 15 minutes (morally repugnant to an American Protestant)

I was making chatgpt do some tedious thing and I kept telling it “you got X wrong” and it kept going “oh you’re right I got X wrong, I will not do that again” and giving the exact same output. lol the one time ChatGPT was giving me consistent outputs for the same prompt

CIA agents in 2018: my tummy horts I think I got hit by a commie death ray =(

Clocking in to make money for my boss and landlord o7

This stuff is purely for my manager and I’ve recently noticed he’s basically not paying attention. Losing so much time for a ritual lol.

With the help of AI changes to basic knowledge could get more frequent.

Fight Club (1999)

Yeah but some people find them boring to look at so we have to keep building prisons instead.

Ash Williams moves to the suburbs

Is your neighbour dual-wielding lawnmowers?

Trans scientist inventing a gender that observes a different speed of light in different inertial reference frames.

The funny part is 24 and 60 are already great numbers to base your time system on. They’re both very divisible which means you can divide up the day or hour into halves, thirds, and quarters without dealing with fractional time periods. It would remove a practical aspect of time keeping to no benefit.

Make a proposal without a plan or a feasibility study is peak management. Starting to understand how I end up with projects with very firm deadlines that are only vaguely defined and no one is sure if we have the resources on hand.

Those meetings come after you make the change where they tell you they actually expected the button would get smaller.

The main thing I hate about inflated expectations in job postings and interviews is I keep expecting to do interesting and challenging work. And the jobs keep being like “make a powerpoint and summarize your results to someone that does not know what a number is”.

It’s not named after the emperor, it’s named after the dog whisperer.