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Is that like a baseball thing?

Cool. Lemme just paint the ceiling with my brains so I can approximate what it was like when I wasn’t around.

Their saliva is mildly toxic so if you’re unlucky enough to be allergic you could get an annoying rash from a bite.

The top 1% of the top 1%. The guys that play God without permission.

Just to make some of you feel old: I’m gen Z and I’m 25.

I would suspect some sort of scheme bringing cans from a neighboring state or whatever without a deposit. Just one more reason to wish for a national deposit program in the US.

Gen Z here. Bitch, this shit just getting warmed up, hahaha

100% me. But when I do it in the office I know people are looking at me like wtf

I was actually doing some mapping once and was asked if I was also there for the pokemon go event.

It’s a good thing shit like snow crash doesn’t exist because if it did we’d be trolling people to tilt their phone to look and making them alt + f4 life.

Yep. When I bought my last one I intentionally picked up a used inverter microwave. Their party trick is actually scaling down the wattage. Means you can run off batteries easier and supposedly lower settings cook more evenly.

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Gigabit go brrr.

Did you know Google Fiber is offering 8 gig in some areas? Like… for what?

Oh, look: the NSA dangling a carrot on a line.

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This is a tough one, but if you look carefully in the bottom right you’ll see a nope rope.

5 years? Through a quirk of covid I’m set to have my 15 year old face on my ID till I’m 29.