Putting the roll on backwards doesn’t stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

It’s a link to the website’s front page, not the offending images.

I’ve never been much of a sauce guy. I regularly cook with habanero powder instead.

That sounds made up.

When my mother was still around, any time I tried to open a jar after she’d gotten to it, I would destroy my hands and still not be able to get it open. I could wreck tendons, give myself blisters, try all the tricks mentioned in this thread, and those lids wouldn’t budge. It was like she found a way to weld metal to glass with her bare hands. By comparison, opening the factory seal was no effort at all.

I’m well aware. I’ve never had any trouble opening a factory-sealed jar.

All these people are complaining about how hard it is to open a jar, and I’m sitting here scratching my head because the only times I’ve ever struggled with jars was after someone closed them too tightly. Just don’t use a death-grip when you’re closing your jars and you’ll be fine unless you’re elderly or something.

I can’t agree more. Abominations like these are a waste of material.

Bruh what are you smoking? My lips don’t touch for W. They don’t even move half the time.

In this case it would be self-defense. The only reason anyone thinks otherwise is because the danger posed by a billionaire money hoarder is far more abstract than what most people are accustomed to.

That’s why if you absolutely need an extension cable, you should get one that’s just long enough and can handle the current. I have my toaster oven on a heavy duty, 2 foot extension cord because the nearest outlet is just barely too far away. If the cord came out the other end of the toaster oven, I wouldn’t need the extension.

You thought it would be a new yellow guy, but it was I! DIO!!

Next thing you know, he’ll turn into this guy.