happybadger [he/him]

I can’t imagine something braver than posting this photo. Thank you kind sir. You are truely a scholar and le gentleman.

England should be disqualified for filling every waterway with shit. It’s like a performance-enhancing drug if you only have to swim in a little bit of it.

Martini, extra dry, wet on the side, gaseous and plasma forms in secure containers.

Thank you for transcribing a better version. Reading over the agriculture section it seems fascinating.

How frustrating. I can’t seem to find a paper copy of this book for sale anywhere. There’s an archived copy online which seems really interesting: https://archive.org/details/this-soviet-world/page/173/mode/2up

I similarly like that feminist theory of Venus statues. They aren’t dummy thicc proto-porn but the perspective of someone who’s pregnant looking down at their reflection in a river and cataloguing the most dangerous/important point of their life.

Hell yeah, the high winds which have me in a red flag wildfire warning have temporarily lowered the AQI to 18. It’s normally like 60 and if that wildfire happens it will spike to 150-250 for several weeks.

You will live in the ersatz economy. You will eat the non-white people.

Oof. Reddit removed me from one of my subreddits for protesting. The head mod is now a bot that sells damaged funko pops, the next mod hasn’t been active in three months after quitting the website over it, and even the Judas who did a hostile takeover of the subreddit through the admins hasn’t posted in almost two weeks. Posting frequency for the subreddit is like halved.

Over rice? Why wouldn’t you serve it with egg noodles? Over rice is just like making it a shitty curry.

Condoms are dangerous and prevent your penis from respirating, trapping bacteria and making you sick. I have an immune system. I will never submit.

I’d immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

I wouldn’t have gotten it if not for a libertarian roommate who didn’t believe it existed. They tested positive, said it was a false positive, took no precautions whatsoever at home, and then went back to work at their nursing home a day later.

That just seems overwhelming. I don’t need that much penis water. No matter where I turn, penis water.

Don’t mind me. I’m just vaping so much that I get vape tongue, the mysterious symptom which makes me lose my entire senses of taste and smell in late 2019.

Skyscrapers are grooming my children to be lawyers. They see this skyscraper flaunting itself in public and they want to work there. They think “I’ll be so free if I can just look out over the entire city”, that “I can be an individual who defines the skyline”. Well kids, 9/11 happens if we let this continue. It’s a war on our traditional ideas of buildings and the bible says we shouldn’t build tall towers.

I live in a house and I’ve never been hit by a Boeing 767. I don’t get why the World Trade Centre didn’t just follow the zoning laws and make itself small around planes. It knew planes were there and it CHOSE to antagonise them.

GTA 3 radio got me into a few different sounds as a kid.

There are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Chads who use Dr. Bronners for everything

It’s not even worth mentioning the second group. Fuck 'em.

Why yesssssssss, I did work for these three companies that are out of business now…