TEASTY AND HEALTH

…be… sure… to… drink… your… ov-

You son of a bitch

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Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to None Pizza Left Beef

But what if you’re uncircumcised?

Not all heroes wear capes, and you’re a magnificent human for helping spread this content. It’s important.

I hope knowing that people all over the world viscerally hate him damages his calm on an ongoing basis.

That is some big dick energy ngl

Did you miss the part where pretty much the whole fucking UN lined up behind SK because they were the ones who were attacked? And how the security council voted overwhelmingly (after the Soviets stormed out, but the meeting did not conclude) to support SK? And how 63 different countries gave SK some form of direct military assistance?

But by all means - continue spewing your bad faith misinformation diatribe.

In this economy?

You’d have to leverage your hotdog assets and get a secondary hotdog line of credit based on the initial hotdog equity.

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I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.

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Lmao dude who stans for North Korea, honestly? I bet you’re gonna tell me the best party is a juche party, because a juche party is mandatory

SHORT

Nat 20 here we go, I cast vicious mockery

so the guy, he goes - I’ll be the guy.

I swear, Norm’s deadpan, non-sequitur pivots and absurdity are half the reason his jokes have the punch they do 🤣

“May you be filled with light” taking on a whole new meaning now

Look at my horse.

My horse is amazing.

Give him a lick.

He tastes just like raisins.