Took me a second. You got an actual, audible groan out of me when I got it, well done.

I don’t see the point of Orion’s belt, it’s just a huge waist of space.

Enjoy your deathtrap Americans

Is your fridge running?

What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?

The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

…or was that Flareon?

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

If one of those types of football was by far the most popular sport in the world we might just call it “football” without any qualifier.

Xylem is a major component of almost all the plants you see. I’m not sure how much more real-world representation you can get…

Xenon? Xylem? Xenobiology? Xanthoma? Xylocarp? Xiphoid? Xerosis? Xyster? The scrabble favorites xi and xu?

There’s loads of cool words that begin with x

git rebase -i

“Fixed stuff”
…
“Fixed for real this time”

Geeze, spoiler alert dude.

“The cat sends their regards”

Italy’s taking the picture

Me too pup, me too.

No, more cheese!

There’s a star wars joke about Endor-fins in there somewhere.

Edit: or even Endor-Finns if you’re willing to acknowledge the existence of the new films.