lmao even the wii guy looks like the canister

Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.

Ranchers… inside you, you say.

Hot.

The “murder” portion is too small.

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Good thing I’ve got a built-in straw ;)

What’s wrong babe? You never wear those jippers I bought you.

Guess it’s upper case then.

Sorry, a bit off topic, but what is she wearing on her face?

Checkmate, Americans

Only 90s kids will understand

Ok that’s what I thought, thanks!

Really stupid question, but is the term “Jew(s)” derogatory in any way when referring to Jewish people(s), or should one say “Jewish person/people”?

I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I’ll admit that sometimes you get some low quality stuff that literally tastes like cold toothpaste.

And stroganoff. Don’t forget the stroganoff.

Thank fucking god

Why does it slide across the floor? Do you live on a boat?

Oh no, I hope… I hope it doesn’t string me!

This still does not answer which ceasefire you’re referring to. Could refer to Ukraine, for example.

Every time I see a fat person at the gym, I’m cheering for them so hard in my head. Mental high fives all day buddy.