https://youtu.be/bAUsv8w2tXQ

The Ernest movies were an ever present at the video shop in The late 80s. They looked terrible and I never hired them. I saw one on TV in the late 90s and realised I’d completely missed out. Yes the movies were formulaic but Jim Varney was hilarious.

She exists. She ceases to exist. I shut down Mlem.

5 minutes later I reopen Mlem and she exists again.

Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars

Yeah we should just let them win. Why fight? It’s not like most of the spam and phishing come from Gmail and hotmail accounts. It’s those fucking self hosters

I’m a 6 most days but occasionally 2.

Diane: Lemmy/Piefed’s gonna have me watching Twin Peaks again.

I believe that’s called the News.

Jessica Fletcher could count if the you can be happily married when your spouse is already dead.

Mate they’ve obviously boiled this long enough. All the colours gone

People are having fun and being creative.

Damn I believe now you have to legally start MAGAing (or do some self reflection but who has time for that between beers)

Assuming this is true and that the new Ayatollah is also dead. How funny will it be if Iran and Israel have to both bring their dead leaders to peace talks.

Cool! What movie? The Punisher?

That’s not the guy though. That was this guy!

Ok. What did he do?

Who’s this dude?

I kissed a boy and I liked it!

They are scared little boys. Their fathers were emotionally (maybe physically) abusive and didn’t give them agency, just expected “respect” (do as I say)

“Man up, sit down

Chin up, pipe down

Socks up, don’t cry

Drink up, just lie

Grow some balls, he said

Grow some balls”

I guess they think Uruguay is a dirty country, maybe?

Either that or they’re implying that calling someone gay is some sort of gotcha, like really it’s not the 1980s anymore. I don’t care if you think I’m gay.

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