Jon needs a carbon monoxide detector and a new oven.

Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.

https://youtu.be/0XOKvFyNquM?si=3vnkLur3A79V3J9q

The footrest is still there in a manual car. The brake pedal is smaller, the clutch in between.

When you brake you hit the clutch with the left foot and brake with the right one on the brake pedal. Unintentionally smashing the wider brake pedal can happen if you switch from a smaller car to one with a very wide brake pedal. (Mercedes have quite wide brake pedals, for example)

It also happened a few times to me over my. life until I got used to put my left foot very close to the seat when driving automatic, so I don’t subconsciously use it. (Just “away” from where I’d have it in a manual car)

It typically happens if you need to do emergency braking anyways and just all the reflexes kick in. In normal situations it never happened to me.

Exactly this thought made made me understand “god is irrelevant” a long time ago and I became an agnosticist.

I really can not understand people who are only “good” because they fear an ultimate judgment, and not be good just because they want to out of their own volition.

In case there are gods, I’ll be judged for who I am, anyways. It doesn’t matter if I play “good child”. If there are no gods, I’m still happier if I’m not an asshole.

Oh, fuck ist it Boeing coffee?

Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?

I enjoy and do A, but need B a week later to recharge.

Early splatter on the right of the screen, another one at 0:12 at the left and at 0:05 someone else is pulling their cup/plate out of the danger zone.

Yes, and pouring too hot milk into a very badly looking espresso (which is missing crema) from a tea can spluttering it all over the table exactly makes it a crime.

This was all about the show, not the quality.

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OP did take the photo themselves, it’s not something they found on the web.

Was hat die Reinigungskraft im Kraftwerk gesagt?

“Schalt jetzt bloß nicht die Turbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…”

Are they cooked or raw? And did someone put them in paint to color them?

Many years, ago, early morning routine. I needed to go to work, so I just just told my then 3 1/2y old daughter she couldn’t go to kindergarden right now, we go a little later.

Stamping her foot, “Nooooooo, I want to go now”

“Ok, if you insist…”

(That was in the “learning to say no” phase when she said “no” to everything for a time)

I know, shitpost.

But: A few years ago the front right spring broke on my Peugeot 307 van, dug itself into the tire and ripped of the tire when I tried to. move the car. (It was parked when it happened)

Two hours before I had driven that van on the Autobahn at its vmax of about 180kph (about 110mph)

Ripping off the front tire would NOT have been a fun situation.

Groaan, my 17y old sun is currently intentionally growing a mullet.

Can’t the trauma be enough? I already grew up in the 80s.

Damn Ragebait.

The espresso machine I bought off ebay for spare parts (to repair mine) had a buzzing magnet valve. (And the valve did not close)

It turned out the shower sieve was broken and on every cup the machine flushed coffee into the three way valve.

I used coffee machine degreaser and did a lot of backflushing with a “blind sieve” in the portafilter. With the degreaser buzzing slowly got better until it finally stopped and the valve closed correctly again. I never opened or changed the valve.

It was just dirty.

I’m using the machine I bought for spare parts for half a year now (and of course I replaced the shower sieve, which was about 7 euro or so)

(Oh and the machine is a Rancilio Silvia, my old one is 16y old and the spare parts one around 4y or so)

Ah yes, sorry I should have provided context but thought German readers would recognize it and other would ignore it.

This was a German reddit meme where a guy had mice in his apartment in Berlin. An exterminator just poisoned a lot of them and told him the smell would be gone in 2 or 3 days.

He was describing the smell in very colorful words.

“Da ist nicht viel dran” trended on r/de for a year or so.

Die stinken höchstens 2 oder 3 Tage, da ist ja nicht viel dran.