Don’t forget to smash that bite button

Ok America. It’s time to stop now.

Zed, VSCode If you like Vim, try Helix

I wonder what they taste like combined. I’ve never thought of it before.

Deep in the Serengeti, we find the lonesome JavaScript. With its tendrils deep in the ground, it begins consuming thousands of tiny life forms known as “node modules” to fuel its desires.

Phallus Maximus

The research must continue

Naturally

Another week. Another distro.

Fine. I’ll add it to my collection.

His second greatest role

Could make booger candy

I’d let you have a little nibble to live

That could be useful at night during hayfever season

*growing a leg from boogers

Full self cannibalism. Like consuming ones own various fluids

Is this technically cannibalism?

I know it’s fake, but if it’s a selfie in a mirror does that means the Trump is backwards

“Did someone email about a fire??”

He’s been wanting to have an “everything” company named X for years, since before PayPal I think. So he jumped at the chance to ruin twitter of course and rebuild it from the top down

Hur dur

A tool that rips the guts out of windows making it faster, leaner, stronger and less leaky spy.

It’s a url btw. Its name is Revision.