Ancient Egyptian dad jokes

Get the little dude a pet shrimp

Can’t pass up free condiments amirite?

…Red pepper flakes?

I’m literally shaking right now

It’s still one of the most effective ways to detect cognitive decline

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The verbal version of this doesn’t hit the same way

I have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.

This is top quality, grass-fed Mr. Peanut, butchered just today. Quality comes with a price

Sick ice palace print

Someone patent this so we can sue anyone who tries this shit

Found the answer to this here

So much for modern education

This dude probably smelled amazing after that

I can picture the shit-eating grin on your face when you delivered that line, and it’s glorious.

Don’t get me wrong, I fully support people’s right to run the linux distro they are most comfortable with.

If people got it they wouldn’t be running Windows. The brow-beatings will continue.

I prefer the normal amounts of dick

That sounds a lot like how the New Testament started before it got more popular. Maybe it’ll be the same for the Space Mormons in a couple thousand years

This is why Apple pushed so hard for 1-button mice