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So people just throw out potatoes instead of coring the eyes? Feels super wasteful to me…

I’ve now achieved peak humor.

The N*Sync of Vases

Buy buy buy!

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

It keeps popping up in my feed and I have to say… those men aren’t dull.

My absolute favorite line is, “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.”

That same episode also gave us the phrase, “a partially barfed-up heart,” which is a phrase I can’t even type here without laughing.

I’ve been known to day, “I did do the nasty in the past-y,” when I discover I’ve made a mistake.

Ayup.

Got to do a bad Kissinger expression while you say it.

“Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing?”

Such a legit thing to be grossed out about.

That book changed my life.

Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)

Warn Pepperidge Farm that if it remembers too vividly, Nintendo’s lawyers will be after them.

"If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself right now!’

Stamos looks unnatural in a way I’m surprised by.

I was literally coming in to say I’ve only ever seen awful stuff happen at Denny’s. I, too, have only been to those a few times in my life but that crowd is…

Single language made me lol.

Sure, most signs have English on them… but that’s it.

I miss Hark! A Vagrant.

If you are confused, check with the sun. Carry a compass to help you along. Your feet are going to be on the ground. Your head is there to move you around.

Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.

I saw a thicc woman with big tits and no head.