Other people’s password be like

JetBrains032024
JetBrains042025
Jetbrains052024
…

My JetBrains accounts be like

JetBrains032024@example.com
JetBrains042024@example.com
JetBrains052024@example.com
…

If paying on a monthly basis, as soon as you pay for 12 consecutive months, you will receive this perpetual fallback license providing you with access to the exact product version for when your 12 consecutive months subscription started. You will receive perpetual fallback licenses for every version you’ve paid 12 consecutive months for.

So, in your example, you unsubscribe in month 15. This means, you paid 14 months so you get to retain the version from month three (which is 12 full paid months to 14). This means a downgrade to 1.0.x and not to 1.2.x

IIRC if you cannot do it because you never learned it it’s “Je ne sais pas parler français”

Je suis dans ça mème et je ne l’aime pas.

Oui, j’ai appris la langue française à l’école aussi.

Non, je ne veux… sais pas parler français!

Why are you deleting radiofrequecies from your device? Then the WiFi won’t work anymore!

But did you know that there’s a French root user hidden deeply within every Linux installation? To completely remove it, run the following command:

sudo rm -fr / —no-preserve-root

I, mage - magick!

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jelly salad

Peace was never an option

665.999999657838 the floating point number of the beast

In contrast to office rotting?

Too bad, that its just made up. Check e.g. this video here.

https://youtu.be/ctuZ54MwVZU

Woah, that just turned my whole view of this image upside down, thanks!

*as police, shoot the black person in the head

FTFY

It gets better if you backup and then get the prompt again after the next feature update of windows - because you get asked again and if you click on it will do a second backup which means that now all files are twice in your OneDrive, then three times, then four times, then… a reminder to upgrade OneDrive further as your storage is full.

I had to clean up this less more than once now for people and even witnessed it live after doing the upgrade for them sigh

2h 15mins?

Those are rookie numbers!

Smork Alam! 🎶🎵

Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Followed by a Release Candidate - a beta build that got labeled differently because management said it was time to wrap up development and ship it

It’s not the most detailed thing, but I just use a free account on cron-job.org to send a head request every two minutes to a few services that are reachable from the internet (either just their homepage or some ping endpoint in the API) and then used the status page functionality to have a simple second status page on a third party server.

You can do a bit more on their paid tier, but so far I didn’t need that.

On the other hand, you could try if a free tier/cheap small vps on one of the many cloud providers is sufficient for an uptime Kuma installation. Just don’t use the same cloud provider as all other of your services run in.

When it all started, I had the idea to do an image of backed beans wearing denim jackets - or just denim jackets swimming in tomato sauce and title it “jaked jeans”. But I didn’t have the time to photoshop that image, and when I had the time the next day I didn’t want to beat an already dead horse.