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Aaaah ok.

Hoooly shit, what?

His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.

Make sure to avoid mustard!

Up next: the return of the humoral theory of medicine!

It is still misogynistic to say that women who manifest those behaviors are particularly masculine. Those are adult human behaviors.

Me, but with sumo wrestlers.

The girl on the far right of the picture looks interested tho.

Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.

As if having insurance means you get treated…

Dogs served in war at least as much as horses, and are currently doing so in larger numbers.

Usually it’s a cheap Trilby anyway.

Zero Tolerance = Bully Enabling

If you don’t want to fiddle, Linux Mint Cinnamon.

The Substance on Netflix

Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.

The Charging Bull in New York City, e.g.

Exactly zero fucks are given about long term profit.

If any company cared about long term profit they wouldn’t be destroying the ecosystem.

I’ve known her for over 25 years. She got married to my college roommate. For the two of us, this joke is out of bounds.

I have a friend I exchange memes with and I can’t send it to her for risk of it being interpreted romantically. Now that’s an interesting little wrinkle of communication.