As someone with 2 kids, they still are!

I’ve always just assumed it’s because uncovered feet are vaugely intimate

Especially when they’re in my mouth

On my Gardena, it would be no chance. The “skirt” around it means you would need to lift it to get hurt, and any attempts to lift it triggers the emergency stop. I reckon that’s standard with most of them. The teeny tiny blades are also not really screwed down, so it doesn’t have much cutting potential, just enough for grass and weeds.

It’s a shame that, when Norwegians changed their counting system, the suggestion of using “to-ti” didn’t catch on for 20. It would be analogous to saying “twoty” in English.

For always fitting in your pocket without being obtrusive, a Victorinox Minichamp Alox with a pocket clip.

❤️ StVZO-compliant illumination ❤️

Same, and they might even have properly adjusted headlights, but as soon as they tilt up (e.g. due to a speed bump), the flashing lights make it look like they are sending me a light signal. Usually takes a few seconds until I realise they just hit a speed bump.

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

I’ll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I’m teaching them early.

Maybe she didn’t want to though.

I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!

She seems nice.

I have never ever seen a baby pigeon. Not even a picture. Where are they hiding them?!

Even worse, it’s an hour or two past midnight on new years eve and my social battery is flat, but the guests aren’t leaving. Yawning and checking my wrist watch doesn’t help. Cleaning the kitchen doesn’t help. What do?

Baaaa.

I first read it as “mechanical debt” (probably because of the gear-shaped figure), and had an existential crisis for a few milliseconds. I need to take my car to the shop as soon as I can afford it.

The mirror is how you see yourself. The camera is how you’re seen by others.

but the world ends when you show a tit on screen

Speaking of, I think my world started with seeing a casual Beverly D’Angelo tiddie in one of the National Lampoon vacation movies.

I suddenly feel so old.