Never ruin a good story with facts

In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

“Embezzlement” - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

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I’m confused, what about this post makes it about USA? Surely (inb4 don’t call me Shirley) there must be several countries with 40 hours work week.

Lol, my running group uses “CD” for cool-down. I’m always confused as to why and how they are cross-dressing for 2 kilometers.

Sweet man, that setup right there is next level!

Hasn’t word done this simce about offoce 2007?

Imagine writing your breakup in Office 2007… I mean, at least use a free and open-source software like LibreOffice.

As someone with 2 kids, they still are!

I’ve always just assumed it’s because uncovered feet are vaugely intimate

Especially when they’re in my mouth

On my Gardena, it would be no chance. The “skirt” around it means you would need to lift it to get hurt, and any attempts to lift it triggers the emergency stop. I reckon that’s standard with most of them. The teeny tiny blades are also not really screwed down, so it doesn’t have much cutting potential, just enough for grass and weeds.

It’s a shame that, when Norwegians changed their counting system, the suggestion of using “to-ti” didn’t catch on for 20. It would be analogous to saying “twoty” in English.

For always fitting in your pocket without being obtrusive, a Victorinox Minichamp Alox with a pocket clip.

❤️ StVZO-compliant illumination ❤️

Same, and they might even have properly adjusted headlights, but as soon as they tilt up (e.g. due to a speed bump), the flashing lights make it look like they are sending me a light signal. Usually takes a few seconds until I realise they just hit a speed bump.

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

I’ll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I’m teaching them early.

Maybe she didn’t want to though.

I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!