Nah, it’s programmers. They write complex spells in esoteric languages to channel the power of lightning to do their bidding.

Doesn’t that make it a preshit post?

awww is actually just swww renamed. The author felt guilty about the name because it was initially “the final solution to your wayland wallpaper woes”, and they weren’t aware of the connotations of “final solution” when they named it that.

Look at awww, it can handle transitions for you and is pretty easy to write a script for.