diabetic_porcupine

Bro I’ve had my ram for yeaaaars. Anytime my computer glitches I just think “yep it’s time” and my wallet sheds a tear

If it pleases thy beans

Bro is this word art

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CALL 911 NOW!!!

But… how will I poop?

Honestly I can’t stop looking at his hands. They’re huge!

Big oil will never let him live

Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!

Dumpy dumpy

Oh look mama the stone is yellow

Thanks for including this excerpt. I’m losing my fucking mind that OP was so detailed in his explanation yet left such a rudimentary question unanswered like “do they vary the depth of the dimple depending on fill level”?

What a good boi

Er ist ein Fünf-Sterne-Mann.

Oh fuck I’m gonna [REDACTED]

Unghhh don’t make me shoot you harder daddy

I wiped