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DO NOT give Todd any more ideas…please.

Is this how the Borg began? Suddenly makes more sense with the outfits.

What do we call it when it happens in real life? The News…
Do I put the /s?

Right on, brother!

Fuck you. Clipping animals to make them more human friendly is atrocious.

Beans is my spirit animal

I see you, I appreciate you. Thank you.

Oh. Oh, oh my god. I think we need a space goat or something…

IKR!

There are a few gay men looking at this video.
That’s it.

Consider it taken under advisement.

Ewww…

Is it possible that the way humanity has been dealing the with useless 1/3 of the population was to put them in middle-management positions? Consultants and the like?

If a person comes to my door and rings the bell after reading my sign that says, “don’t ring unless emergency”…I enjoy giving them my full vocabulary of curses. People are stupid. A person is smart.

A purrfect fit

Thanks, I realise now I have seen him numerous times, but has just come into his “William H. Macy” moment.

This is a total tangent, but, WHO THE FUCK IS WALTON GOGGINS?..the man just appears out of nowhere to show up in all my adverts, and I sit here, “Walton Goggins, you named your kid ‘walton’”?

Fine and dandy, but the real question is what is the sex of the Great A’Tuin?