Blasphemy! Pics or it didn’t happen! Wait…

Trying to remember the sound of the recording because I’ll never get over how “I moved on her like a bitch” does not read the way he intended

Initially: Thank god we can finally stop pretending Trump is a real candidate

Moments later: Oh, oh no

Ten years later: What what what oh shit oh fuck

You know how you can read a word a hundred times and it loses all meaning? For some reason “turner” just did that for me in one read. Like, it’s a surname, not a word! Somebody has to have the handle @RealPaigeTurner for sure.

Was about to bring up the pagers cause that’s literal state sanctioned terrorism any way you look at it. It’s still surprisingly unsurprising that we’re cool with it.

Good thing I checked the comments before posting the Uhm Ackshually

'23 is late enough, but it should be peppered with comments overwritten by 60 random words, just to make it worse

Our preferred pronouns are Bi/Cy

You just made me think of Fortnitely, so thanks for that I guess. Somehow I think it will always mean ‘about 8 years ago’ lol

I agree biweekly is every-other, but biannual means the same as semiannual to me, and I don’t know where that leaves me… There’s also biennial for every-other though.

In any case, I propose biweekly and byweekly cause you pass one by. Not any better spoken, but still.

All Romes lead to road

Pfft, hooligans walking on the side walk? And HEAVENS, they’re dressed like men! Not my president!

edit: wait, Britain in the 50s lmao

We eat from the bag round here, but it tracks

With a pair of these bad boys

Are you crazy? An exe could corrupt the registry, delete system32, format C:, or delete the MBR! They’re dangerous!

The popcorn bowl!

Certified freak, 7 days a week, eatin your french fries off of the street

I’m a proponent of the theory that the weasel in the LHC is what opened the rift

It should have no issue continuing as it looks to be a hard fork. I use it too, so hopefully it just becomes the de facto app.

Yeah, I saw that synopsis under the knowyourmeme result lol. There’s always that one friend/relative. Kind of funny there’s never really been a phrase for it before.

Still, I like the thought of it meaning everyone has that one food they really like and will steal a bite if anyone gets it.

I think I’ve always equated them with the horrendous water shoes I remember as a kid. That, and the look just never said comfort to me. But I’ve felt some fomo in recent years lol