As long as it’s just one memory. No single cringe is that bad. But the collection of them will end my life.

The ideal form

The real challenge is to use the app on somebody not wearing makeup.

Yes, but I don’t recommend it

Minus the words, I think the picture would be a really cool shirt.

I’ve had a miserable month.

Right, murder is much bigger

Waiting 72 hours? Sounds like you just waited 15 weeks. Let me flush this gummy!

I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.

I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.

Kind of like code injection but for the human brain.

🤯

You’re right. I know somebody that is allergic to avocados, so I mixed those up.

Might be a genetic thing. Like some people think avocados taste like dish soap. I think miracle whip tastes rotten.

I like this comparison cause miracle whip sucks. Also, I’m going to Duke’s Mayo Clinic every time.

Makes me wonder if this could be made in an actually good way. A savory not sweet cheese wiz cheesecake recipe or something?

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FTFY… I read this just as fast as the original.

I made one for both my kids that now I think is silly and I wonder if they’ll ever change it.

Did you ever pay off that 6 figure loan? What would happen if you didn’t?

I assume the 6 figure loan is done that way to avoid paying taxes on a gift, so I wonder if there’s any repercussions for not paying the loan back. Or maybe your parents would claim that as a loss on their taxes and end up paying less taxes from it.

Is Lemmy just for poor people?