Just to make sure to not take sides, I pronounce the ‘g’ as in ‘design’

If she didn’t bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn’t leave any room for the chicken.

That hat is a real Catch 22.

ISO 3103. RTFM!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103

A steadily increasing curve would always be above its average, no?

Also, I believe that the final verse is a very different translation than what the word-by-word translation would be. My german is rusty af but I believe it would translate to “will you be together until the pussy is dead, and love her also in the worse days”. And the fun part is that the lines are only a slight deviation from the typical wedding vows. “Tod euch scheidet” would be “Death does you apart” and “Tod der Scheide” is “Death of the split (or slang for pussy)”

A spherical tray should work. Make sure it has enough mass to make its gravitational field hold on to the batter and suspend it in the oven using magnets.

This is how flat earth society was formed.

Huh. When you swim in the sea, you’re a shit-covered shit sack.

That’s enough thinking for today.

I feel like this would be a popular service for sending anonymous joke gifts.

So 50°F is perfect room temperature, right?

For me, it’s several things:

As others have mentioned, sound mixing sucks on a lot of newer movies. Watching a movie with a pleasant max volume could render dialogue inaudible. Holy crap, that last batman movie was hard to watch.

While I watch movies, there are often a lot of things happening around me. The dog might be playing around, my girlfriend is having a phone conversation or there are noises from the kitchen. I am not great at mentally filtering out sounds, so subtitles help a lot.

I live in a country where subtitles have been around my whole life. Now that TV is on-demand rather than linear TV with hardcoded subs, most services enable subs by default, and it doesn’t really bother me.

I think you’re fine in just 3 dimensions. If the person to the upper left and lower right have a separate elevation from the other two, this is basically just the shape of a 4 sided die.

Could we please rename the rest as well? Having september, october, november, december as 9, 10, 11 and 12 makes no sense at all.

And the ‘S’. And to be fair, the ‘OU’ could have just been a ‘U’. Also, the ‘E’ could have been an ‘A’.

Randevu.

Before going to the comments section, I was like “wtf is this post?”

After reading a few comments, I’m fully bewildered. What the fuck is up with your crazy country?

This is actually a case of the Cauchy-Scwartz inequality: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauchy–Schwarz_inequality

Just looking at the thumbnail of this post reveals to me that reddit has takgen a bad step. An icon which scales well and is highly recognizable changed to something that looks like a badly generated figure which is way less recognizable. The added colors will make it look worse on different colored backgrounds as well. Not great.

0 is very cold, 100 is very hot. So 50 is perfect room temperature, right?

Nope, you still have to adjust to an arbitary selection of numbers within that range, so it’s not really any more helpful than celcius if you don’t have experience with the scale.

Beans (The java + spring kind)

Or the 120 grit sandpaper some offices use.