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10 months agoWhat’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
Make, model, state, and first three would still likely be enough to identify the owner.
The lobster is removed from the shell, cooked in a wine and butter sauce, then stuffed back into the shell and browned in the oven. Often cheese is melted over the top.
It’s a gas station. Do you expect them to be selling filet mignon and lobster thermador?
Spaceballs 3: The Quest for Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money
I sent this exact meme to my wife about 2 years ago. Since then she’ll randomly ask me how my happiness levels are and will flash me to see if it makes things better. 10/10, definitely recommend this meme.