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How’s his lower arm sticking through the floor?
Why’s that?
cornshark@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Found some “lessons learned” tucked away in a used book I bought.9·4 months agoPlease stop trying to triangle slazer2au’s mind about what it says
Doctor: you’ve had a stroke
Patient: how can you tell?
Doctor: from the handshake
I’m ootl on this one. What happened?
cornshark@lemmy.worldto Linux@lemmy.world•My partner just got me to "fix" her chromebookEnglish41·5 months agoWhat about the Linux development vm built into Chrome os? It seems ok
Sugar with no black is the best coffee, provided it’s a quality brew
cornshark@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things4·6 months agoWhat makes you say that?
I know, isn’t it incredible?
Eaten too many delivery people
I can’t tell you everything, Michael
Ducks have wings and can fly. Ostriches have wings and can’t fly. So it’s not the wings that make the ducks fly, it’s something else entirely.
cornshark@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•I usually take the piss out of people but respect21·1 year agoI’m ootl. What’s up with Celine Dion? She lost her voice during the Olympics?
Why on earth would that be preferable? Unless you get up at 5am the morning sunlight is wasted, and you have less sun to enjoy in the evenings