The only reason I stop at Buc-ees when I’m driving past is because they actually clean the bathrooms. Worst part of many road trips is stopping at normal gas stations where the bathroom hasn’t been touched by a cleaning product in a very long time.

Has she recently watched Space Jam?

I think you mean they’d want to give him a good tubthumping.

Yes

Frühaufsteher-Gruppe checkt ein.

Yes, you finally made a monkey out of meeeee!!!

The 3 inch nails protruding through the rails are much more complaint-worthy than the too-tall pickets.

Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!

No, it’s the car from Halo.

I’m surprised that works. At my job they make us put in the origin and destination and will only pay the mileage for the shortest route.