Finally the answer to my car proble- oh never mind.

On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.

Ah shit I applied for that role

I tried

Wait you’re onto spending

JESUS IS THE RAPTURE

COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24

sigh… if you insist

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The first bit of pay to win verification and impersonation was the most hilarious part of Elon’s Twitter.

Deleted my account after that.

I miss that ancient artifact that is plastic bags

“The driver will not knock, so make sure you are looking out the window and prepared for the 4 second timeframe when the driver will stand near the truck looking at your property, wherein you may run out and scream ‘wait!’. If unsuccessful, a delivery will be reattempted on an unspecified date within the next 8 months.”

Pessimistically, I don’t see how the system gets better without full collapse.

But wow imagine a few normal candidates running again. Imagine getting to vote for politics and not in a rule-breaking popularity contest.

Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong

It’s disgusting how many times I’ll catch myself opening an app I closed less than 2 minutes ago because I was bored.

You can livestream there?

IMO it’s one thing if you posted things publicly on the internet and it’s getting scraped, in the same way a human would find it.

But it’s disgusting when all these companies retroactively update their TOS, or force you into zero privacy to continue using their service.

Next thing you know

Currently chomping on my emergency pizza… almost lasted a week in the freezer.

Do you think I can just pull up to a kidnapping not prepped with the right music? I’d get kidnapped too.

I don’t run Adblock because I hate brands, I use it because the internet is more invasive by the day.

If one day I go to put on my shirt and another company sewed their logo over the neck hole, well then we’ll have a similar issue.

I for one am quite confident it’s not me.