minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.cafetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•surgeon generals warninglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 hours agoEvery once in a while I think about lighting up at my job so I could be like John from Jurassic Park now that I’m in IT Unfortunately a) id probably get fired and b) I HATE the smell of cigarettes LMAO linkfedilink
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.cafetomemes@lemmy.world•Not all fast travel is created equallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoAlso carries random chance of being marked for evil linkfedilink
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Every once in a while I think about lighting up at my job so I could be like John from Jurassic Park now that I’m in IT
Unfortunately a) id probably get fired and b) I HATE the smell of cigarettes LMAO