Bill Nyehilism is for me.

And stop sighing so much.

For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.

But not small ones.

‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

I can wire anything directly into anything; I’m the professor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKxWatPkd0

I’m painting a cave wall right now.

It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.

Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

How did you post a empty comment?

Please drink a verification can to continue

You fart continuously while using it.

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

The hands are too big.

If forward time travel counts, then yes by a large margin.

[weak cough]

I could fit if I didn’t have these damned arms!