The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.
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Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's play this game againEnglish64·2 months agoYou fart continuously while using it.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents.English30·2 months agoA flea and a fly in a flue
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.
The hands are too big.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Futurama @lemmy.world•Is Fry the oldest person on Earth?English181·3 months agoIf forward time travel counts, then yes by a large margin.
[weak cough]
I could fit if I didn’t have these damned arms!
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Maybe it's just a human thing.English3·3 months agoHow many assholes have we got on this planet anyhow?
Leela mutates into a tentacle monster.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This 18th Century French Doctor Has a Solution to Oligarchy…English171·4 months agoThe overwhelming majority of the people guillotined during the French revolution were innocent commoners.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Futurama @lemmy.world•Tell me your favorite line from Futurama?English2·8 months agoShut up and keep looking apologized to.
trekkies in their 40s for some reason. Pc technical, can use a pc well enough to understand above the basic concepts of the best buy laptop the general public use.
I feel attacked, yet also acknowledged.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internetEnglish7·10 months agoHow is babby formed?
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto memes@lemmy.world•A nearly comical reminder that corporations aren't your friend.English2·11 months agoThe TOS doesn’t say anything about crimes like murder, and of course you can’t waive that anyway.
What it does say is that any disputes arising out of the use of their website are subject to arbitration. If the plaintiff is correct and Disney is liable because they posted the menu on their website, then that would be a dispute arising out of the use of their website.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto memes@lemmy.world•A nearly comical reminder that corporations aren't your friend.English51·11 months agoThe plaintiff doesn’t say that Disney owns it, though. They are basing their argument on the fact that Disney posted the restaurant’s menu on their website. The website is also under the Disney+ TOS. So, if the plaintiff is correct and Disney is liable then the TOS probably applies.
You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway
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