Or, the other way around 😉

Dr. Bronner’s magic soap label

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

Beautiful.

Are you at my apartment lol. As long as your apartment is t downstairs I wouldn’t worry about it.

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.

Yep. Had a family member buy me Ryobi and 2 batteries. Guess I’m a Ryobi man now

I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN’T SUE!

I believe it goes by county.

I mean, the first 3 are fine.

I heard Zanda is lovely this time of year lovely 😍

I have no proof but it was Def the CIA

But then parlaying that into “NASA must be lying earth flat” or “Imma videogame this pizza parlor” is where the problems begin

Anyone else getting Nic Cage vibes from this?

https://youtu.be/GDtiO29v1Ac?si=c0C49NobfGr_lMmT

I read this, don’t know if it’s true, that in the UK the sentence used to be “hang by the neck” but then they cut the rope before a guy died. He argued that the sentence was to hang by the neck, and the sentence was fulfilled. The judge agreed and from then on it was “hang by the neck till dead”. Might be totally made up but I want it to be true

Fucking WHAT!?

As an American living abroad I can honestly say I don’t miss being required to drive everywhere. Haven’t owned a car in six years and there’s like 2 times a year I need a car so I just rent one. Way cheaper that way.