The really depressing thing about this, and many other “unexplained” aerial phenomena, is that it demonstrates how many people just never fucking look up at the sky.

No one said that we were relying on the government to carry out justice.

Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

I try to be a Miguel, but I know deep down I’m a day by day Bongus.

Congrats on her being pathetic, I guess.

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

Love that last frame. Bird is like GIMME.