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It’s worth it
It’s both sweet and bland somehow. Pointless.
Did you really just use the word ‘woke’ outside of the comments section of sky/fox news videos?
Christmas in July is a thing I suppose
I’m unnaturally good at flat pack furniture assembly. And I know how pathetic a brag that is, given it’s a set of instructions and equipment. But everyone I know complains about it. I genuinely like it.
I set out all the materials and count them against the inventory to make sure they’re all there. Then I follow the instructions.
Whenever I’ve helped someone else do it, they start trying to figure out what attaches to what in the abstract, they tear open bags of bolts as they go and grab the one that looks right only to realise later that it’s 2mm shorter than the one they’re meant to use.
I don’t get it. It’s a recipe with all the ingredients provided. Prep the ingredients, cook following instructions.
My partner, who falls into the category of just trying to guess things, is pretty much banned from assisting me until there’s a bit where another human is necessary. But even then I’ll make do using leverage from furniture if I can.
And that’s my super long comment about how I’m good at something that’s remarkably easy, because it’s designed to be easy, but everyone wants to make it hard and then fight about it.
Also, here’s a great song with a relevant clip:
122·2 months agoSame? I’m really confused which ads they’re taking about
You might enjoy this other brand of Australian high speed madness. Water world edition:
Hahah thanks for clearing that up
Ok I’m out of the loop, what’s all the trout stuff about??
And Facebook Messenger. And WhatsApp.
‘so weird, my permissions were fine before and now they’re gone? Can you give me access again? Ah fuck, all my work didn’t save either… Gonna need another week.’
On a walk I’m psyched about everything. Bugs, birds, interesting trees, big trees, round rocks, square rocks, shiny rocks, moss, lichen, animal tracks, animal burrows, native animal scat…
I’m pretty much giddy the whole time
Ah thanks for the Intel.
His profile demonstrates he’s chronically insufferable. I wouldn’t pay much attention to him.
5·3 months agoA friend recommended Oat milk to me - I’m exactly the same as you re disliking the sweetness of lactose free - she reckons it’s ‘inoffensive’.
The Shovel is like an Australian ‘The Onion’
I’ve seen this headline but about a woman, with a woman’s mug shot.
No, guns are for maiming and killing living things. I didn’t grow up in the bush or in a rural area, so there was no need to shoot anything.
Had my parents raised me around guns in suburbia then I would have categorised them as reckless fuckwits.
Because who in their right mind keeps guns anywhere near children? That’s absurd. To think that’s normal is institutionalised, cult-thought.