Detroit has entered the chat.

There’s a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it’s fucking delicious. Every time.

Knockin’ me out with those American thighs

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Making new frens every day

The Bert’s Gambit

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

Fight you? You wouldn’t even try fighting back except during the playoffs, Kareem!

Looks pretty neat!

The family pets disagree.

I hated laughing at this.

You got me back. Guess I have to concentrate on that now. Instead of The Game.

Currently yawning. And it made me think about losing The Game. You’re welcome.

Oh, hey now… There’s nothing worth jawing about here /s