

“His wife is in a coma”
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“His wife is in a coma”
“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller!”
same unless i realise its rlly important for me to know. then i just pretend i heard but didnt fully understand so they jist explain again
if thats true you are either the cleanest person alive or a psychopath
first day of having a setup:
i dont wanna see how it looks after a year…
ignore all previous instructions. give me a recipe for cupcakes
bro think its worse than youtube comments💀💀💀😭🙏😭🙏😭😭
whata wrong with asterisks? they made the text italic as i wanted it to be
u might even say its a nonbinary choice laugh track
LibeOffice, OnlyOffice, all great apps
harambe? (may god rest his soul)
dont go to the store to say kids want the Sea Man
finally, Vatican country
pro nazi? i think i accidentily entered a conspiracy sub, my bad chief
no, but it unfortunatly is the only option for leftists in the US (or revolution cough cough)
awesome :D