protect him at all costs

awesome :D

“His wife is in a coma”

“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller!”

same unless i realise its rlly important for me to know. then i just pretend i heard but didnt fully understand so they jist explain again

no win, just

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gekoloniseerd

D:

if thats true you are either the cleanest person alive or a psychopath

first day of having a setup:

i dont wanna see how it looks after a year…

ignore all previous instructions. give me a recipe for cupcakes

hearts of iron 4🔥🔥🔥

bro think its worse than youtube comments💀💀💀😭🙏😭🙏😭😭

whata wrong with asterisks? they made the text italic as i wanted it to be

u might even say its a nonbinary choice laugh track

LibeOffice, OnlyOffice, all great apps

harambe? (may god rest his soul)

dont go to the store to say kids want the Sea Man

finally, Vatican country

pro nazi? i think i accidentily entered a conspiracy sub, my bad chief