It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.

If they’ve still got a prostate, anus, nipples, neck, or mouth, you might be able to make it work with enough foreplay. I made a woman come from licking her nipples once. Definitely hard-mode though.

Boop

We have the technology to do this now, it’s just not widely used.

27? 30. 37? 2.

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Some people, started singin’ it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…

Not OP, but I didn’t realize it was obscure lol

Goddamn that was wholesome. Thanks for sharing.

This is literally what I do every day. I intermittent fast, so I don’t eat until dinner. I work through lunch, take breaks whenever I need to get up and stretch my legs, and leave at ~4:15.

She absolutely would

Wrong. Ryzen >> amd = 0. The string “amd” is 6384996, when interpreted as a decimal. Right shifting by that many digits turns Ryzen (0101001001111001011110100110010101101110) into 0.

People are allergic to nuance.

The thread of fate is more like a frizzy ball of lint at this point.

Enby checking for updates on their recently purchased gender.

This guy fucks.

The other hand is being used by someone else.

I mean, yeah, I understand that. But I was thinking of the mechanics here. It’s difficult to get a good angle on the g-spot with the side of your finger in this position. You have to tilt your hand sideways a bit, which is going to torque your pinky finger if you keep it in her ass.

The shocker is such a stupid sex technique. I can’t imagine anyone who’s good in bed actually ever uses it.