I choose to believe that the dad is smoking a phat blunt

That’s a good one 😂 I’m going to borrow it

I grind on demand, if I have a little too much I’ll dip it like a wad of tobacco which is probably gross but I like it so don’t @ me.

You’re not a very chill dude and your girl tells me you don’t even 69 so what’s up with that username

It’s a corn byproduct IIRC, which I think is cool. Like ground up cobs I think.

I’ve spent my whole life thinking it was Reel Big Fish 🙃

Thank you 🙏

I have a DeLonghi Dedica that replaced a $40 Mr Coffee espresso machine and it’s amazing in every way- except the hecking wand. Might you have any information on this aftermarket wand you have?

Looks like there were more complaint letters in what is assumed to be his dwelling from dudes either not getting their copper or calling it substandard

It’s the United Mexican States, if anyone’s wondering.

They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

Are made up right there on the spot

Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

Whether they’re accurate statistics or not

Now, I don’t know what you believe

But I do know there’s no doubt

I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

I got too much to think about

The Most Racist Man Alive is a metal band 🤘 dude is just wearing their T shirt

I have that logo as a tattoo lmfao

I too would like to see Event Horizon made with today’s technology but I’m also 100% sure that it wouldn’t be as good as the original. I’d still pay to watch it in the theater, probably twice, but the original was perfect.

It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under

Great so you’re going to feed my kids and pay my mortgage then? What a tone deaf, braindead, out of touch response.

I’m a union auto worker and let me tell you, I’m more scared of automation taking my job with no social safety net than I am of industrial accidents.

As a millennial I’m just glad that everything isn’t my fault now 👍

I learned a long time ago that if I act like a dumbass all the time, nobody will expect anything from me and they will be pleasantly surprised when I manage to do something simple.

Yep!