For real. I recently discovered that the bakery at the chain supermarket across the street from me sells giant loaves of sourdough for about a dollar less than even the “budget” brands in the factory-made bread aisle. Not going back.

This is definitely a thing, and I am so tired of people asking me what’s wrong.

I’m out of the loop. Which easter egg?

I think the most one can aspire to when reading this feed is that it makes them say “what the fuck did I just read” while smirking

Some species just evolved to taste better with cream cheese, we don’t make the rules…

Sorry for the inner horse girl moment, but it’s spelled whoa

MMO infinite chess

I should replay Portal 2…

I can’t imagine how that could go tits-up for them in court

Local drive-thru chicken joint took a noticeable dive in quality over the course of about 2 years while I was growing up, then it was on the news that a bunch of people got busted selling crack out of the place.

Dude

The bomb

Phat

Any pun containing “bro”

This reminds me of how John Oliver kept finding a way to work “on fleek” into his segments until it was declared no longer cool.

I assume you mean yeet, which is a loose synonym of defenestrate.

It’s how a lot of streamers address their audiences. I didn’t realize it was a thing kids were saying out loud.

Yes that’s literally what money laundering is

Yeah, no.

It’s so you can share the bristly feeling with your partner

Stop reminding me god damn it