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Because isolationism has worked out so splendidly for us in the past. Fuck this country.

They’re actually shaped like the things you’re supposed to use instead of Q-tips

I have a big head and have never understood this impacted wax you normies are always complaining about, so this Cavernous Canal Hypothesis actually makes a lot of sense to me.

For a second I thought I was still in the thread about monkeys face-rolling typewriters until the heat death of the universe not eventually producing Hamlet

Bad assplay list

I mean that’s literally how rape works. Not saying that’s a good thing, just that a law is mere words on a page if it’s not enforceable.

Hate to be the one to break it, but millennials also remember Jamiroquai, at least from TV. Most of us just weren’t old enough to go to the shows.

Genuinely thought this was going to be a political meme about Jill Stein until I clicked

In my experience it’s still consistently better than Google for anything specific

Unsurprising that GPT is better given that OpenAI has been working on it and training it for ages and the MS partnership made every other big boy feel the need to rush some garbage model to market

Shoppin’ with Hoffman

Wait a minute, do you mean to tell me that the mighty MBA class are actually just short-sighted, trend-hopping, avaricious shitbags?

Yeah, if you can’t pay people enough to notice and/or care if I steal from you, I get to steal from you. Them’s the rules.

I feel like most memos in Walmart break rooms are this kind of fodder for shitposting material

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Who could have known the *nix community could be so insular and gatekeepy

By previous countries’ standards. I meant advancement in terms of damage done, not strictly timewise. Humanity is speedrunning mass extinction, and America has been at the forefront.

Slow down there, Dr. Gall…

My pedant boner is in the stratosphere. I like you.

No it fucking isn’t, because the phrase “The United States” is a proper noun referring to a singular entity.