I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Alright Alex, my guess is: “When will then be now?”

You lemon-stealing whore!!!

Billy Corrigan always sounds like an entitled 13 year old complaining that he didn’t get as many chicken nuggies as his lil sister, and they gave her two sauces but he only got one… AGAIN!!!

Trauma looks different to everyone I guess.

Change the combination on my luggage!

Check out https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

If you really wanted to have a good time, you could screen-shot everything as is and make that the desktop, then put all the real shortcuts into a folder on the desktop anywhere and watch the fun ensue

Eta: for extra entertainment, don’t forget to hide the Taskbar

Imperial, obviously: F(reedom)T(ons) and fractions thereof. 1FT is the amount of data that it takes to store the entire King James edition of the New Testament and the Bill of Rights as a PDF.

Guess I’m beer… but I already knew that

Alright Ferb, I know what are going to do today!

This is so not untrue that it is almost not funny enough to be a joke. I still have back problems from those days

All good friend… it’s too easy to get caught up in the emotions of charged politics

If I had to guess, I’d say that they were talking about how it’s barely affordable just to live in some places (wage slaves), and moving yourself and your family to an entire other state takes substantial time and money. Not to mention the emotional difficulty of leaving everyone and everything you know.

The same argument was made about recently freed slaves who had nowhere to go afterward, and how they should just move if they don’t like the continuing slavery-like treatment where they lived.

It does seem very cold and privileged from that perspective to tell someone to just up and leave, but this specific comparison seems unnecessarily impassioned

Scattering the remains has long been a custom

Toddler: grabs step stool

I mean, I might as well be listening to journey. Giving myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby