Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!

Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

Well, actually, a skull can exist, can lie on the floor, can decay, so it CAN do something after all.

Sorry, but no compassion from me: shouldn’t have built the road right under a lava stream. Stupid decision, really.

Hey! HEY! I resent that remark - yeah, sure, maybe it is exactly that, BUT it is also at least in equal parts an attempt to shove ads down the throats of customers who are rendered helpless to resist by the factor you mentioned.

Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.

Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree horse.

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!

But how are the corporations then supposed to keep ripping off their wage slaves by making them afraid to ask for more or organise out of some drummed up moral concern? Huh? Didn’t consider that, did ya? Won’t somebody think of the poor, poor corporations?

“Download our app and consume ads on it because… becaaaaauuuuuusssseeeeee, um, let’s say SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? Maybe terrorism? Just pick a reason you’d believe and get the app, okay?”

One button left called “Watch Ad” and it spans the whole screen.

What’s not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?

Can’t. The band would sue.

What’s the mysterious third condiment???

What do you mean, NOT going great? The owners of the private hospitals are raking in sooo much cash on the backs of the victims patients they get to fleece, it’s awesome! Well, for them, anyway, but that’s what counts, right?

Step 1) blame everyone else for everything that’s wrong. Step 2) promise all the good things if only people vote for you. If they are actually gullible enough to do that we come to step 3) grab all the wealth you can and shift it to your cronies, smash anything too heavy to carry off and leave the opposition in a smouldering ruin that you can then again blame and berate the next government for.

I feel uneasy upvoting this.

I hear that every single person who drowned with the Titanic was later found to have elevated concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies. Coincidence? I think not.

They forgot the third option: don’t use it.

But eating sin gives me indigestion…