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I vote everyone continue to use this template for memes, as Drakes faces makes me physically ill

I grew up on 10000 acres of farmland. My entire family were proud “poachers”. I’ve seen some shit, including a bullet riddled bald eagle behind the barn.

Some of my earliest childhood memories were of my grandfather and deaf uncle chasing around coyotes like unhinged psychos with the dog waggon. Watching the greyhounds run them down, and tear them to shreads while they laughed and had a great time. Coyote pelts used to bring a lot of money as well.

Now, I never liked this behavior even though I was raised and forced to participate, but I certainly understand how these morons become this way. They mostly behave this way with predatory animals like wolves, coyotes, hawks, etc. Animals that kill all their chickens. Break their cattles, or horses legs and may or may not kill them. They take pride and satisfaction in ridding the earth of these “varmint”.

Now I am mostly vegan, aside from my love of raising chickens, and eating their free range eggs. And I love all animals! But, I want to murder the fuck outta those rat bastard possums when they weasle their way into my henhouse at night, and I wake up to my babies feathers and caucuses splayed across the yard.

If android just turn off auto-rotate in drop down menu

It’s not an excuse. Groups and races of people that have been through that sort of thing carry an emotional trauma and pain through generations. Same as black people. Same as even women do. There have been many studies on it, and is grounded in science. Nowhere did I fucking state that what they are doing or have been doing to the Palestine people for the past 80 years is acceptable! I’m saying that it should be looked at more along the lines of a mental illness, and treated as such. Kiss my ass

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Yes, every native English speaking Walmart shopper are perfectly fluent, masters of the linguistic arts. They are known throughout the Americas to be amongst the classiest and highest educated group of shoppers known to man. Even the ones known to procreate with their sisters are likely to have a degree. Likely, a masters. These are stats and known facts of the highly esteemed shoppers of Walmart

Found the bunker

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I’m still alive in 8 days

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Everyone wants a log You’re gonna love it, log

Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments

What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack, And fits on your back? It’s log, log, log

Wife must have taken a liking to the horse d

Idk. Would add anxiety to wiping. Like, I don’t wanna miss and smear any butter outside the bread

U dun fuk’d up

People need the visualization

Balling out while free balling leads to teabagging dead Granny

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Health benefits too! “Come get your penicillin kids”

Time square police say “take off the fucking glasses!”

I worry this would cause them to raise the fare