Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

You’ve got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.

If you require rest, now is the time. That is, after all, what the bonfire is for.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.